I suppose I could still buy it and get some interesting looks if I wore it out, but it would be funnier on one of my guy friends. For only $7.50, I might just buy it for shits & giggles and see which drunk I can get to wear it when we go to the bar next time.....
I don't know, I'm kinda blah today. This stupid Ohio weather really sucks balls and I can't go to the gym or tanning tonight because I have to do one of my friend's taxes. Yeah, I know, an idiot can do their own taxes with minimal effort online these days and especially this girl because she doesn't have ANYTHING to claim. Maybe she won't stay forever and I'll get to go.
I highly doubt it because she's having boy troubles. Her and her guy hate each other and are splitting up or so they say for the 500th time. Normally I would say cool, because I'm all for getting out of a miserable relationship, but she has no license, a car that's in his name name and only works 3 days a week. She won't survive on her own because she's just not that strong. Hell, she lived on my couch forever before she met him because she couldn't keep an apartment to save her life. I'm usually the first to jump in and help if one of my friends is having a problem. I've rescued this girl so many times and talked her off so many "ledges" that every time I talk to her, it's just flat out depressing anymore. I CAN'T STAND THAT. I don't want to be a bad friend, but I just want to say "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" Let's talk about me for once ok? She tried to guilt me into going out last Saturday night when all I really wanted to do was stay home with K. I didn't give in because she could have just as easily come out on Friday night with the rest of us. Oh well, the whole thing is dumb. Maybe I'll have something besides penis t-shirts and being whiny like my friends tomorrow.
Oh yeah, since there will be no humping on this fine hump day, I doubt it...........
8 comments:
That's one of the best T-shirts I ever saw. When I was in Las Vegas a saw a girl wearing a halter top that said "I fuck on the first date" and the back of her shorts said "Killer Pussy". I should have taken pictures!
It's nice that you have helped your friend so much, but I know there are limits to how much we can take care of people, it does get old.
Secretia
Maybe you can give buy the shirt for your friend. Then she can get rid of her d$^% and still have one?
I just came back for another look, after my boyfriend woke up dressed like that this morning!
Secretia
you and your friends..
that's ALL i'mm'a say about THAT..
i'd SO wear that shirt. just for the shock factor.
;)
Secretia, they had both of those that you mentioned from your Vegas trip on this website! Some of them were just too freaking funny! And that totally made me laugh that you came back for a look this morning :)
Jules, thanks for commenting!! Welcome! And you're probably right. My friend could probably use some of the "right kind" of dick right now :)
Curious, Yes, I know, me and my friends...... I think I'm buying the shirt.....
I would laugh so hard if I saw I guy actually wearing that.
LMFAO!
Also? Loving that you wish you were a boy so you could wear it. Awesome.
Lol, that's how I roll Mox! Thanks for commenting!!
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