Really, I'm Still Around....

Dumb shit is going on left and right this week.  I mean, I spent 3 ENTIRE DAYS trying to salvage our purchasing manager's email that decided to take a crap on her.  You want to know why it took a crap?  Because Outlook isn't made to handle saving almost 59,000 emails.  Yeah, that's right, 59,000.  3 zeros there....  This chick is a hoarder.  I mean, I understand the need to save information for use in the future but WTF? 59,000?  I managed to get it all back together though... Yeah, that's why they pay me the big bucks.. HAHAHAHAHAHA that's funny shit right there.....

In other news, poor Lil E looks like he got the crap kicked out of him yesterday.  Check this out:

I got a call from daycare yesterday around 4.  As soon as their number comes up on my caller ID, I let out a "FUCK" because it usually means he's sick and needs picked up.  Nope, not yesterday.  It was the lovely Miss Joanna calling to tell me about E's day.  It started out in the morning when he got a splinter in his finger while eating some mulch.  They're not allowed to remove splinters at daycare apparently.  Well fuck, I don't remove splinters either.  I also don't cut my kids fingernails.  Yes, I know, I'm a bad mom.  That's what they have a grandma for. 

Next one of the biters latched onto the poor kid's fat cheek.  WTF? Like biting the kid in the hand last week wasn't bad enough, now you have to go for his face?  Damn, I know it looks like a roll, but it is not lunch kid!  After that, he managed to get the lid off his sippy cup and dump the whole thing all over him, necessitating an entire change of clothing.  Good thing I had just taken in extra clothes that morning.....  Miss Joanna decided to call me after the last incident since she was getting ready to go home and wanted to explain the whole thing to me.  Apparently E emptied the whole toy bin, which only stands about 12 inches tall and crawl into it.  Ok, whatever.  He thinks that you can sit in anything because his brothers like to pull him around the house in the laundry basket.  When he decided to climb out of it because nobody was going to pull him around in it, his foot got caught and he biffed his head into the carpet, producing the massive carpet burn you see on his forehead. 

Poor kid.  I had to sign off on three incident reports before we left daycare yesterday.  The good news is they're moving the biggest biting offender to the toddler room, so hopefully by the time my kid gets over there the other one will be over this whole biting bullshit.  All I can say about the whole thing is that we all have bad days and sometimes they're not even our fault.  Oh and I'm glad it's not his dad's weekend, although birthday celebration pictures will probably be not so good :(

In other news, Gavin finally got his cast off yesterday.  He's a happy kid again.  They're going to keep monitoring the bone cyst for awhile to make sure it's healing properly even though the fracture is fully healed.  I know I'm super happy about all this because, damn, that cast stunk.  After two weeks bubble wrapped 3 inches thick with an ace bandage over it and sweat pouring out of it for soccer, you can imagine how pleasant the smell was.  BLECH.... Gross. 

Tomorrow I'm going to go to the doctor and get my arm checked out.  It's payday, so I actually have enough money to afford my copay.  I'm really hoping the stupid thing isn't broken, but I still can't even have my shirt touching it.  Yeah, it's that painful.  The swelling hasn't really gone down and the lump is still there, so I'm assuming it's probably broken.  FUCK.  I really don't need 6 weeks in a cast.  That will seriously interfere with my "social" life.  Ugh, although I bet it won't be as bad as the time I tore apart my ankle and had a cast on up to my knee.  That really interfered with getting laid......

That's about it for now.  Hopefully I'll have something interesting go on this weekend that I can post next week.  I've just been too busy with driving back and forth to Cincinnati these last couple of weeks to really enjoy going out and being stupid on the weekend.  Two more weekends of this shit then I get a break for a week or so......Maybe.....

Have a good day everyone :)