Let's Catch Up For A Minute

Oh, where to start?  Let's see, when we last left off, I was gonna be on the radio. HOT DAMN, that was fun.  They only let us talk like the first 10 minutes on air, but just being there seeing all the behind the scenes stuff that goes on was more than enough to make my day.  It didn't hurt that Chris Titus was there and we got to talk to him for a minute.

That weekend my friend Donovan invited me to the Funny Bone to see the Titus show.  His girlfriend was the opening act and she was hilarious!  We got our pictures taken with him afterward and he remembered me from Friday, which I thought was cool.

I look much better here because I didn't get up at 5am after a 2:30am bender...... 

What else?  Oh yeah, I took everyone's advice and went out with Brian's friend last week.  We went out for drinks Thursday night and had a really good time.  He seemed genuinely interested in getting to know me, which is weird considering the company I've been keeping lately isn't about all that for sure........  I should be excited right?  Well, I'm not. 

He wanted to hang out again after Thursday and I had a really hard time fitting him into my schedule due to soccer and other mommy duties that I had going on.  Finally we settled on him coming over to watch a movie after I got back into town on Sunday night.  I'll admit, I was cranky about it.  I had been driving back and forth to Cincinnati all weekend and I really just wanted to get something to eat and go to bed, but I kind of wanted to see him again, so i stuck it out.

The plan was that we would come over around 8 and bring me food since I was being lazy and he's a sweet boy.  Like I said, that was the plan.  He didn't show up at my house until a little after 9, which pissed me off more than a little.  He comes in the house holding a Taco Bell bag and hands it to me.  His exact words "Here, I got you a burrito.  I hope you don't mind there are a few bites missing."  WHAT.THE.FUCK?  Who does that shit?  I declined the burrito and after asking me several times if I was sure, he opened it up to eat it and I saw that apparently a few bites means HALF A FUCKING BURRITO.  Ugh, seriously?  Is this guy for real?  I sat there in disbelief as he devoured the rest of the food.

Ok, I'm over it.  Movie time.  We pick one out of my collection and we're laying in my bed watching it.  All the sudden he's right up against me rubbing on my arm.  Umm, ok.....  5 minutes later, he was sleeping.  Then he'd wake up like nothing happened.  This continued through THE ENTIRE MOVIE.  Finally when it was over, he asked if I wanted him to stay.  I wanted to say GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, but I didn't.  I said I didn't care.  5 minutes later, I have 6 inches of my bed that I can lay on and he's snoring in my ear.  I couldn't take it.  I got up and slept on the couch.  

In the morning, I woke him up and told him he needed to leave.  ALL DAY LONG I get texts from him telling me what a good time he had and that he couldn't wait to hang out again.  Seriously dude?  You're never gonna see me again, besides maybe out on another dude's arm.   Ugh.

Mission failure here people.....  of epic proportions in fact.....

I did have a bright spot in my day yesterday.  I got a phone call telling me I won a contest on the radio station for 4 Muse tickets, limo transportation and dinner.  I thought that was pretty awesome.  The concert is tonight, so expect some bomb ass pictures of me, both my sisters and Tara partying it up :)

Have a great Tuesday everyone!