Fractured....

So, I have two ribs fractured twice each. Two in the front and two under my arm pit. Apparently the way I hit the ground was just weird enough to do that. The doctor looked at me with a look of this poor battered woman and asked me if there was anything I wanted to talk about. Well dude, no, there isn't. I got drunk, was acting like an idiot and got hurt. It's not the first time. Lol, normally I don't even have to be drunk to hurt myself. Hell, I spent 9 months in a cast because I can't walk and eat nachos at the same time! I'm sure as shit not a battered woman! Apparently the solution for fractured ribs is Vicodin. There's nothing else they can do. That's what I've been taking anyway, but now I have an arsenal of it. In about 3 weeks I will be whole again. Bummer I can't go to the gym because I can't really do anything. Oh well.....



So anyways, I get a call this morning from Tara. She wasn't at work this morning because her sister is very sick and probably dying. I had asked her to call me when she heard anything new about her sister's status. We talked about that for quite awhile and all of the sudden she asks me if I'm outside. Well, no, I'm not, but let me go take a smoke break. I go out and am having a smoke in front of work and she says "Look at your car". FUUUCCCKKKKKK. They got me last night! I let my guard down slightly because Kyle is back on his boat and I didn't figure he'd be clever enough to orchestrate a hit from there.. I have underestimated him. Apparently Tara got a text message first thing this morning showing this:






Yeeeahhhh....The soccer mom gets had, courtesy of my next door neighbor, Duane. Apparently him and Kyle planned this before Kyle left. Well, little do they know, I have a whole arsenal of vinyl lettering and Duane's car is about to say something along the lines of "Honk If You Like Dongs" across the front bumper here soon. At least I was courteous and bought one solid magnet. This shit is 23 individual letters that I WILL HAVE to remove before I take my kid to practice tonight. Somebody's definitely gettin it!

That's it for now, I will update with more pics as I continue to torment the hood.