So, my friends like to send surveys around on Facebook and MySpace. I like to hoard them all for a boring evening and then combine them into monster surveys about the most random crap ever. Below I give you Part 1 of the incredibly long survey I did on Monday night. Nothing real deep or anything, but some of the questions were funny! Happy Thursday!!
What is your name? Tara
How old are you? 31
When is your birthday? 7/14
How tall are you? 5’9”
How much do you weigh? 140ish
Describe your hair color: Naturally? I have no clue.
Right now? Some fucked up brownish blonde
Your eye color: They used to be really brown, but these days they’re more green
Birthplace: Franklin, PA
When's the last time you ran? A few days ago
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Some of them
What are you dreading right now? Nothing really....
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? I could only wish
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? Lay In bed and watch tv all day
Who last grabbed your ass? Probably T’s dad
Do you own a pair of Converse? Nope, I'm a Sketchers kind of girl
Do you eat raw cookie dough? Sometimes
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Oh Yeah
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? Absolutely
How do you eat Oreos? I shove the whole thing in my mouth
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? Maybe
Are you cocky? Sometimes
Could you live without a computer? Uhh…No
Do you wear your shoes in the house? No I don’t wear shoes unless I absolutely have to
Who or what sleeps with you? Depends on the night
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? I don’t remember, obviously it wasn't too dramatic or anything....
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? 6, 3 of them work
What do you do when you're sad? Eat
Who would you call first if you won the lottery? T cause we’d be going to get our boobs done and some liposuction
Last time you saw your best friend? Yesterday
What jewelry are you wearing? My diamond earrings are all I have left.
Is anyone on your bad side now? Sure, they know who they are
What's the first thing you do when you get online? Check email
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? Yep
How do most people spell your name? Tera
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? Sure if they were comfy
Do you have a dishwasher? Hell yes, I hate doing dishes
Do you return your cart? No, I make one of the kids do it
What are you doing tomorrow? Work then soccer, just like today and yesterday
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? Let’s hope not
Favorite name for a girl? Ava
Favorite name for a boy? Ethan
How would you describe your love life? A series of unfortunate sexual events for the most part....
Are you lonely right now? Yeah
Will you keep your last name when you get married? I didn’t and it sucked
When was the last time you left your house? About an hour ago
What noise do you hear? Music & A’s dogs barking
Would you survive in prison? Probably not
Who is the youngest in your family? Of us sisters? M by 6 minutes
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely over pack? N
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? Uhh duh yeah…Actually quite a few people
What's the last thing you purchased? Smokes this morning. A laptop for G last night
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? Once in awhile
What brand are your pants right now? Adidas
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? Ok, what other Georgia is there? Is it a country somewhere I'm missing out on?? But to answer the question.....Not intentionally, I’ve driven through it more than once
What irritates you most on the internet? Slow connections and popups
What brand is your digital camera? Fuji
Do you watch movies with your parents? Not anymore
What song best describes your life right now? You Know I’m No Good-Amy Winehouse
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? Depends on what you think is expensive, $100 a bottle? Yes, multiples
Do you like sushi? No
Do you get your hair cut every month? I used to, back when I had money
Do you go online everyday? Oh yeah
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Does it matter? The boogy man will get you either way
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? If they smell good
Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No
Do you like to use post-it notes? Sure
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yep
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Swarm of bees
Do you have freckles? Not anymore
Do you always smile for pictures? No
What is your biggest pet peeve? Fingernail clipping
Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Maybe sometimes
Have you ever peed in the woods? Sure
What about pooped in the woods? Maybe, lol
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Usually not
Do you chew your pens and pencils? Not anymore, I'm not as sexually frustrated as I used to be
How many people have you slept with this week? What kind of question is this? None…..
What size is your bed? Cal King
Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Sure
Do you still watch cartoons? Only if kids make me or it’s Family Guy
What’s your least favorite movie? Anything with Tom Green
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I’m not telling, you bitches will steal it!
What do you drink with dinner? Depends on what’s for dinner
What do you dip a chicken nugget in? BBQ
What is your favorite food? A good cheeseburger
What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Gone In 60 Seconds, Fight Club pretty much any cheesy 80’s movie
Last person you kissed/kissed you? One of my kids I’m sure
Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I was a Brownie, didn’t make it to girl scouts my mom was lazy and didn't like taking us.
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? If there was money involved sure
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Uhh…. I typed one not all that long ago
Can you change the oil on a car? No
Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes, but never in the state I live in. Two in PA and one in Missouri
Ran out of gas? Yeah, but not in my car….Asshole ex-husband.....
Favorite kind of sandwich? Turkey on white with mayo, onion & lettuce
Best thing to eat for breakfast? Mini chocolate donutslol, oops that is what I eat every day. The best would be eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, white toast and a side of pancakes. Yes I can finish it all.
What is your usual bedtime? 11 or so
Are you lazy? Not as lazy as I'd like to be....
What is your Chinese astrological sign? Apparently a horse, I had to look this one up
How many languages can you speak? One fluently, one well enough to know what the Mexicans in the kitchens at restaurants are saying.
Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Rolling Stone lifetime subscription
Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos
Are you stubborn? Oh yeah
Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Leno
Ever watch soap operas? When I wasn’t employed during the day
Afraid of heights? No
Sing in the car? Sure
Dance in the shower? Uh no, I’d hurt myself somehow
Dance in the car? What the hell? Seat dance I suppose
Ever used a gun? Sure
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Probably that awful family pic when the boys were little
Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes
Is Christmas stressful? Oh yeah
Ever eat a pierogi? Love perogis
Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? I don’t remember
Do you believe in ghosts? Sure
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Oh yeah
Take a vitamin daily? No, but I should
Wear slippers? Hell no
Wear a bath robe? Sometimes
What do you wear to bed? Depends on who's there….
First concert? Aerosmith I traded my good seats my parents bought for lawn seats so I could sit with my friends and smoke pot lol
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal-Mart
Nike or Adidas? Nike
Cheetos Or Fritos? Neither
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? SEEDS!!
Ever take dance lessons? Hell no, I’m uncoordinated
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Uhh I’m not planning on a future spouse, but as long as he’s employed it’ll be ok
Can you curl your tongue? Yes
Ever won a spelling bee? Not that I remember
Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Sure
Own any record albums? No
Own a record player? No, god, I’m not that old!
Regularly burn incense? No, incense is for dirty hippies
Ever been in love? So I thought…
Who would you like to see in concert? Looking forward to Kings of Leon
What was the last concert you saw? Black Crowes
Hot tea or cold tea? Cold, I drink about a gallon a day now that I've given up my Mt. Dew addiction
Tea or coffee? Tea
Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar
Can you swim well? Not right now with fractured ribs, normally, I guess so
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes
Are you patient? Absolutely not
DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ
Ever won a contest? Yep, Fall Out Boy tickets back in March
Ever have plastic surgery? Not yet, but I'm planning on getting new boobs soon
Which are better black or green olives? Neither
Can you knit or crochet? Nope
Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom
Do you want to get married? Probably not, but I wouldn’t rule it out entirely I guess
If married, how long have you been married? Was for just over 2 years
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Maybe sometimes....
Do you have kids? Yes
Do you want kids? Not usually
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