Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Because Right Now.....

My mind is saying alot of things. Here they are in no particular order....

-Topping off two packs of donuts with 3 egg salad sandwiches is intestinally a recipe for disaster.
-See, I told you I eat what I want....
-A little over 24 hours from now, the boy will be back for 28 days...
-Mother Nature gave me a reprieve from 7 days of miserable to only 4 because she knows the boy will be back tomorrow.
-Mafia Wars on Facebook is like a crack addiction
-Hurricane Mikey bought the couch I wanted, at least his won't get baby vomit or pee on it
-I really need to change my list of blogs I follow to reflect current reading materials
-WOO HOO I have another follower. Hope you can make sense of my craziness, love your blog Mejis. I feel right at home when I'm reading your stuff, lol.
-FUCK....Egg salad not sitting well
-I hope nobody is offended by the work FUCK, I use it alot.
-It's amazing that my new 500GB external hard drive just showed up and it's only slightly bigger than my iPhone.
-There is an app for the iPhone called Cougar Call. It's well worth the .99 I paid for it.
-Can you see that I'm bored at work today???

Happy Tuesday!

Edited to add:
-This one is major. I WILL NEVER wax or have someone else wax anything but my eyebrows. Lesson learned....

4 comments:

Vegas Linda Lou said...

Personally, I have more respect for women who say "fuck" so don't you worry about me.

Hey, my eyes must be going. I read your last line as you will never wax anything but your elbows. I was like, WTF? Is that what the young folks are doing these days? I'm so out of touch.

God bless me, I'm an idiot.

Love your blog. So fucking honest.

Hurricane Mikey said...

Well, if you're not gonna wax, at least tend to the garden somehow.

Oh yes, it is a nice couch. I'm all about slothing around on it now. Sweet!

Tara said...

@Linda-Holy shit, elbows, that's fucking great.

@Mikey-lmao, point taken. There will be no 70's bush in the garden... JEALOUS about the couch..

Anonymous said...

Hope you're enjoying the start of your 28 days :)
No offense taken by the word fuck.
And waxing sucks. Give me a razor. Because after covering my skin with hot wax and ripping the hair out, it certainly don't look pretty - all red and irritated, instead.