- That it's super hard to get a good shave by the light of a candle?
- That it's even harder to put on makeup at 6:30 in the morning by that same candlelight?
- That it's premier week for pretty much all of my shows and I'm missing them?
- That my Lil E has grown roughly 2.6 lbs a month since he was born?
- That this blog has not featured any boobs in like a week?
- That Puffs makes a tissue that's doused in both Vicks and lotion?
- That the seats we have to the Kings of Leon concert tonight are 6 rows from the top of the arena and still cost over $100 for two tickets?
- That I am unusually spunky today?
- That seriously, someone took a dump on the floor in the bathroom at work today?
- That I have IBS, but it wasn't me that took the dump on the floor?
That is all, carry on with your day :)
2 comments:
Yeah, it's always a good thing when the shit on the floor isn't yours. I must have said that a thousand times.
You kill me. Can I adopt you?
Lmao, Linda, you kill me too! Sure you can adopt me, I'm currently lacking a solid motherly figure. LOL, maybe that's what my problem is these days!!
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