Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Did You Know?

  • That it's super hard to get a good shave by the light of a candle?
  • That it's even harder to put on makeup at 6:30 in the morning by that same candlelight?
  • That it's premier week for pretty much all of my shows and I'm missing them?
  • That my Lil E has grown roughly 2.6 lbs a month since he was born?
  • That this blog has not featured any boobs in like a week?
  • That Puffs makes a tissue that's doused in both Vicks and lotion?
  • That the seats we have to the Kings of Leon concert tonight are 6 rows from the top of the arena and still cost over $100 for two tickets?
  • That I am unusually spunky today?
  • That seriously, someone took a dump on the floor in the bathroom at work today?
  • That I have IBS, but it wasn't me that took the dump on the floor?

That is all, carry on with your day :)

2 comments:

Vegas Linda Lou said...

Yeah, it's always a good thing when the shit on the floor isn't yours. I must have said that a thousand times.

You kill me. Can I adopt you?

Tara said...

Lmao, Linda, you kill me too! Sure you can adopt me, I'm currently lacking a solid motherly figure. LOL, maybe that's what my problem is these days!!