Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Birthday Week In Review, Part 1

Wow, what a week it was...  What can I say, I have some of the best friends a girl could have...  They're also some of the worst on occasion, but it was actually a drama free week!  WOOT for that!!  On to the week in review...

Wednesday night, for my actual birthday, I met up with a bunch of people at Lucky's for Wasted Wednesday, the birthday edition.  WW didn't disappoint this week.  My coworkers, some friends and my mother made sure I had a good time consuming faaaaar too many shots.  So many in fact, that I have no clue how I ended up back at my house and half naked in my bed....  Looking back at the pictures, it looks like I had a good time.... I even found a couple on my camera that I went WHAT THE FUCK??  when I saw them...  Of course, you can't see those ones, but here are some from that night....

Bridget and Tara's boobs, lol
Tara showing that she double dosed on happy pills!
Every boy's favorite pair of shoes that I own. They go great w/a short skirt, lol!!
Quite possibly where the wheels started to fall off... Thank God Dave was there to keep me in check...

Thursday morning I was woken up by Tara and Sandi texting me asking why I wasn't at work.  Umm, quite honestly, I was still drunk at that point and remained that way until I ate lunch at 1:00pm.  Not sure if it was just all the shots I had or someone slipped me a roofie, but I have NEVER been drunk that long.....  Needless to say, Thursday at work was bad.  I couldn't even get out of my chair most of the day and I didn't want to go out for lunch because I was afraid I would sweat and everyone would be able to smell the alcohol rolling off me....  Luckily I made it through the day and RAN out the door at 4:00 free for the weekend....

Friday morning I had all intentions of taking E to daycare then getting some stuff done early because I had a doctor's appointment and to run to the airport to pick up my special guest, Curious.  My intentions were blown to shit by the fact E was up all night throwing up.  I let him sleep in until I had to leave for my doctor appointment and headed straight there.  I got my cast off and didn't receive good news.  I could tell just by looking at it that we had a problem.  The bone on the outside of the wrist is huge and that's not even where I broke it.  My doctor made me an appointment with the hand specialist for Monday and sent me on my way with a brace that I was supposed to wear all the time except when showering.  Yeah right.....

After that I ran around for a little bit, picking up some stuff for the house and then went to get Nicole so we could head to the airport.  Curious had a flight delay, for whatever reason, but by 11:45 or so, we were on our way to get lunch.  Lunch was good and after that, we had to acquire all the necessary ingredients for jello shots.  Somewhere along the way, Nicole decided it would be fun to soak strawberries in liquor as well.  We got everything we needed and headed back to the hood.

Hours and hours of jello shot making produced a fridge that looked like this:
Hell, we don't need no stinking food!  There were about 550 jello shots in the fridge that day.   We were nasty sweaty messes because the house doesn't have air conditioning & it was super hot all weekend.....  I don't really remember what we did after this, but eventually we got cleaned up and headed out to o show Curious a night on the town in Columbus, Ohio.....

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

If You Would Have Asked Me


 when I was 16 if I was going to be alive to celebrate my 32nd birthday, I probably would have told you no.  At that point in my life, 32 was old, double my life at that point and I certainly wasn't living a lifestyle that would have permitted me to live this long.  Luckily I came to my senses when I got pregnant just over a year later.  Things haven't been easy, actually I can cite more than a few instances where I've made things so much worse, but I'm moving along ok in my life these days.  My life still isn't where I want it to be, but anymore I'm taking things one day at a time and doing what I can to make sure my boys and I are happy.  That's all I know how to do at this point.  Things will fall into place when they're supposed to, and I'm ok with that.....

My friend Brad came over last night to look at this laptop that I'm trying to get rid of  and we were shooting the shit for a bit.  If you remember correctly, I wrote about him here.  He's pretty much why my life went in the direction it did...  I told him that I had been talking to Nick and his eyes got big.  I gave him the details of what has been going on for the last month and all he could say was, "He's your number one and you're his, you're supposed to be together."  Yeah Brad, you're not the first person to say that to me in the last couple weeks.  I'm still waiting to see what changes Nick has actually made in his life.  We'll have to see, I guess.  Brad and Nick were best friends back in the day and I pretty much ruined that.  It's good to see that everyone has moved past all that and we have gotten on with our lives.  I'm just in such a totally different place these days, I'm not sure how it would ever work.  I wish I had a picture of the two of us to show you guys, but I tore all of those up long ago....  I wish I wouldn't have acted stupid about that stuff, but my heart was broken.  Oh well....

Anywho, everyone have a FABULOUS Hump Day!  I'm heading out for happy hour with a bunch of friends and coworkers for my birthday, so there should be some funny pictures posted tomorrow or Friday, depending on what my hangover will allow......

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Funny Shit I've Seen Lately

There has been no shortage of amusement around me these last couple of weeks.  I ALWAYS have my camera on me.  If I don't have time to pull it out, my iPhone takes pretty good pictures too.  I'll share some with ya today since I know you all feel neglected lately....



A fucking limo at the Burger King...  WTF?

These were all from ComFest, which is a big local hippie festival.  All the freaks come out to play this entire weekend, but it's lots of fun to people watch.  This is the first year I took my kids and they were NOT amused...

WTF? He's passed out on steps??? You're doing a real good job daycare....

 Another WTF? moment from yesterday.  Torrential downpour while the sun is fully shining.  I was really worried for a minute there would be a tornado, so I got back to my side of the suburbs where it didn't rain one drop.  There were flood warnings all night long...

Ha, I'm stupid....
Damn, this pic is messed up, but you still get the point.  This chick's pants looked like they were painted on, complete with camel toe in the front... EWWWW....
And there was this WTF moment at my sister's bar Friday night.....

That's it for now peeps.  I gotta actually do a little bit of work before I get out of here at 4.  We may or may not talk tomorrow, but for sure Thursday as we count down the days till the BIG birthday party.....  Have a great one!!


4th of July Weekend

Well, it started out pretty freaking lame....  Our city has "the biggest fireworks display in the midwest."  I put that in quotes, because that's what the newspapers say, though I'm not sure I quite believe it.  Yes, Red, White & Boom is an impressive display of fireworks, as evidenced below, but I'm not sure it's the biggest....

Sorry that first one is kind of blurry, if I could have anything for my birthday it would be a new camera.  It doesn't help that it was the end of me coming off the medication, so I was having weird tremors trying to hold still to take pictures....  Anyway, since my step-dad works until 10:30 my mom didn't have anyone to watch the fireworks with, so I volunteered the big kids and myself to go with her.  We used to go downtown every year when Nick and I were together with the boys, but it got difficult when he was gone to manage two little ones, so we stopped going.  Never mind the fact that every creep, freak, hillbilly, redneck, younameit, is downtown on this particular night.  My mom wanted to watch the fireworks from Huntington Field, which is where our minor league baseball team plays.  A quick $10 a person got us seats to some freaking lame ass music and a nice downtown view of the fireworks.

It was a pretty decent time.  The big kids were acting retarded as usual, but they pretty much were able to run around and do whatever.  When the fireworks were getting ready to start, we were allowed to move down onto the field.  It was pretty cool to be sitting down there on such finely manicured grass.  I promptly took my shoes off and ran my toes through it :)

(Gavin and his air guitar)
(Kids acting retarded, see, I told ya....)
(It's like they wanna play in the band or something...)
(Umm, that's my mom.. I don't know if I've ever posted a pic of her)
(Me & the big kids, yeah, you say they look like me until you get a glimpse of their dad.....)
(Toes in the nice grass....)

After the fireworks were done, we waited in traffic for what seemed like forever, but was only like 45 minutes and dropped the mom back off at her house and the big kids back off at my house.  I went and picked up Nicole for some adult non-family time.....

We went up to my sister's bar where I was supposed to be meeting a friend I used to go to school with.  I had met him up there the night before, so I didn't know if he'd actually show up for a second round....  Turned out, he did and we all sat on the patio drinking shots and shooting the shit for the rest of the night.  When the bar closed, we all headed right across the street to one of Nicole's friends apartment where we continued to party.  I was too drunk to drive all the way home, so it was a good thing we hung out there.  Nicole had one too many shots and ended up like this:
(I like to call this her "dead to the world" pic)

I literally sat on top of her dry humping away trying to wake her up with no luck....  She was out like a light.  As the sun started to come up, I fell asleep on the other couch.  At 9am I woke up panicked because when there are kids home (even when it's just the big ones) I NEVER stay out all night.  I grabbed Nicole and we headed back to the house.

As we're driving down the road getting ready to turn into my neighborhood a car pulls out in front of me.  It's my mother....  FUCK....  What the hell is she doing going to my house unannounced at this hour of the morning?  We pull in behind her and she is spastic going on and on about her missing wallet.  She didn't even ask why we were pulling in behind her.  Sadly, the wallet was not in my car from the night before.  She was seriously flipping the fuck out especially because she had to travel  the following week.  She hurried home to cancel her cards and all that nonsense, while Nicole and I breathed a sigh of relief.

Saturday was pretty much spent lounging around in the sun working on that bad tan line with the cast and napping.  After all, I had a birthday party to go to on Saturday night back up at the sister's bar.  I took Nicole to work and headed home to get ready around 5.  I'm not sure what happened in the process, but I laid down and didn't wake back up until shortly after 9 when my phone was going off with people asking me where the hell I was.  I managed to get up to the bar shortly before 10 and the party was going on.  I only got a few pictures that night because there were toooooooo many shots flowing....

(That's Sandi on the left, it was her birthday and we were drinking lemon drop shots)
(Monica, Me & Sandi)

That picture right above could have been so much better....  Monica, the one on the left is my favorite friend of Sandi's.  She stands about 5'3" and is a little British spitfire.  She's freaking awesome.  

Sometime around midnight all of us carted Sandi out and she headed home before her train derailed.  I stayed behind with some people, which proved to be a bad decision in the end.  Let's skip the ugly details and just say that I had to go back to Sandi's house and get my car in the morning and my keys were nowhere to be found.  Well, eventually they were found laying on the passenger floor of the car, but that wasn't the worst part of the morning....  Ugh, damn shots got the best of me....

Sunday was the parade and fireworks for our suburb.  The big kids were riding in our neighbor's truck that shoots flames out of the stacks, so it was just supposed to be me & E.  I didn't know how long he would make it considering it was like 92 degrees out, but whatever.  My mom called just before we were getting ready to go and said her, my niece and my step-dad were coming to watch with us.  Whatever, we all walked over to the parade route and met up with Nicole.

(Somebody needs a haircut and wouldn't leave his hat on...)
(There, that's better)
(Princess Lili in her 4th of July best)
(The big kids in the hillbilly truck.  One's in the passenger seat and the other at the back of the truck with the painted face)

Told ya we were hillbilly as hell around here....  Anyways, after the parade the big kids went who knows where and me & E laid down for a nap.  I was a little depressed that Josh hadn't called me since we had argued all weekend while he was gone and now he was back in town.  I knew that E wouldn't stay up late enough for us to watch the suburb fireworks, so I planned on staying home all night. 

As it turned out, he took a nap from 7-8:30 and was ready to go.  We headed over to Nicole's moms  house and ate & watched fireworks there.  Josh texted me that he was sad he wasn't watching the fireworks with me and I was sad.  I went home after the fireworks, put the little guy to bed and made a drink.  After lots of trying on his part, I finally got all spiffed up and headed over to the party where Josh was.  I hadn't seen him since Wednesday.  Let's be real honest here, I looked hot, and I did it on purpose.  He acknowledged, which I said before shocked the shit out of me and we had a great evening.

Monday we laid around all day messing with the kids and getting the house picked up from the weekend.  I was happy with the way the weekend had ended and ready to go back to work.  Too much family time will kill this girl....

Holy Crap....



This is kind of what I feel like doing to everyone right now....  Well, not  you guys, but everyone in my real life.  I really didn't realize it's been like 12 days since y'all had heard from me.  Sorry about that and thanks to Barry for checking in on me.  It's not that I don't have anything to write about, but life has been a little more than complicated over the last couple of weeks.  Then on Friday I broke my work computer again and couldn't remember my Blogger sign in for the life of me at home, so stuff has just been all stupid.

Where did we leave off last time?  Oh yeah, with the bikini picture, lol.  Funny shit.  I did actually wear it to the pool last weekend and wasn't too weird about it, so I guess we're all good on that.

As for the Josh thing, well yeah, I know I said in that last post that I was done with him, but I really wasn't.  He called me from Put In Bay (where he spent the 4th of July weekend) and apologized and all that shit.  We hung out on Sunday night when he got back and he was the nicest sweetest guy ever, telling me that I looked amazing when I walked in to the party.  I don't think he's ever complimented me (and yeah, I did look amazing that night), so I bought it hook, line & sinker....  We had a good week, then last weekend, a guy that I know showed up where we were and he flipped the fuck out.  I left him at the bar and deleted his number from my phone after he came and got his car and all the shit I had thrown in it on Sunday.  Over it,  over it, over it.  Let's never mention this asshole's name again.

Moving on, Nick has left again, so I don't know what's going on with him.  He's due back in town this week, so I'm sure I'll hear from him.  I almost went out to see him the night he called to tell me he was leaving again, but refrained.  Mostly because it's been so long since I've seen him, I just didn't want it to be right before he left.  I would bet that he shows back up in town this weekend and calls.  Or he calls tomorrow because he knows it's my birthday and I'll be extra emotional about not getting any gifts from a significant other.  Yes, I'm like a child, I like  presents.  That was pretty much the only thing I could count on the husband for, flowers and diamonds for any major holiday...  Look where that got him though....

Umm, let's break this up a little bit so it doesn't get too long.  Next post we'll talk in more detail about 4th of July weekend....

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Anony, Here's The Picture.. Eww......

So here ya go... Go ahead, tell me it's all in my head.  That's what the ex-husband said when I asked him what he thought.  Then he decided to try his luck at getting into my pants...  Uhh, no way dude....

I'm Such A Motherfu**ing Debbie Downer

I can't even put into words how shitty Josh made me feel last night.  I'm done.  I've seen just how viscous he can be and refuse to deal with it.  I don't think that there is anything that he could say to me that would erase what he said.  I know it's drugs talking.  He's decided going back to his previous life is what he wants to do.  Ok fine, I don't want any part of all that, but you didn't have to make me feel like that.

I think the Foo Fighters said it best

I’ve got another confession to make
I’m your fool
Everyone’s got their chains to break
Holdin’ you

Would you born to resist or be abused?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Are you gone and onto someone new?

I needed somewhere to hang my head
Without your noose
You gave me something that I didn’t have
But had no use
I was too weak to give in
Too strong to lose
My heart is under arrest again
But I break loose
My head is giving me life or death
But I can’t choose
I swear I’ll never give in
No, I refuse

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
You trust, you must
Confess

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Oh...

ooooh,oh,oh
ooooh,oh,oh
ooooh,oh,oh
ooooh,oh,oh

Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
The life, the love
You'd die to heal
The hope that starts
The broken hearts
You trust, you must
Confess

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?

I’ve got another confession my friend
I’m no fool
I’m getting tired of starting again
Somewhere new

Would you born to resist or be abused?
I swear I’ll never give in
I refuse

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
You trust, you must
Confess
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?


Well said Foos, well said.....