Hey Look, I'm Actually Posting AND Giving Away Shit!!

Happy New Year peeps.  We have much to talk about, but it's going to have to wait until I get a little more spare time than I've got right this minute.   I'm actually working on three different pieces right now that should be mildly entertaining to you.  Well at least that's what I hope anyway. 

In the meantime to keep you all pacified since I've sucked as a blogger for the last....  well let's face it, for awhile now..... I'm going to give away free jewelry.  That's right, all your comments in December meant nothing, because I'm going to give everyone jewelry who emails me and tells me something mildly entertaining that they want to happen to them this year.  Maybe I'll send something extra special to the most entertaining.  Simple and to the point, right?  You can use the email me link on my profile or just use taranwake (at) gmail.com to send me your submission.  Pull at my stone cold heart strings for a minute.... Or tell me something ridiculously retarded....  I'm in need of an escape from reality for a bit and I know my readers can provide that....  Besides my 28 followers, I know there are approximately 100 of you who check out the blog daily... Let's hear from you!!

Make sure you send me the following information though:
Your entertaining thing you want to happen (the shorter the better)
A Name (I don't really care if it's your real one)
An Address (I don't really care if it's your home or not, God forbid I stalk you at home though even though most of you have seen me in my underwear.....)
Your favorite color
Obviously whether you're a man or woman if your name isn't obvious.....  I'll just warn you, men, your options are limited, so if you want it for a significant (or insignificant) other, let me know that too.

I want to get rid of a lot of my stuff so I can concentrate on new pieces, so if you get more than one thing, don't be a hoarder, share :)  Just kidding, hoard all you want :)

Have a great Tuesday peeps :)