Friday, April 15, 2011

And Just Like That.....

She's back up and running.  Apparently I put my FUCK YOU, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT panties on this morning and I'm ready to go.  It's a huge weekend here as far as local bands are concerned on my side of town and I don't have Little E, so it's time to burn this place to the ground!  Of course I still have to be a responsible parent and have Gavin to soccer at 7:30 on the other side of town Saturday morning and work till 7 Saturday evening, but it's really whatever.  I don't even care at the moment.  It's gonna be a good weekend. 

Tonight my neighbor's band is playing at my work and I'm not working because of what happened last weekend with the whole not splitting tips thing.  Honestly, I hope they get their ass kicked and see what a valuable contribution I have made there on the weekend.   Whatever. 

Tomorrow night it's Lieutenant Dan's New Legs at JoJo's birthday party.  I <3 JoJo's birthdays.  She does it up ALMOST as hardcore as I do.  Two years ago I was passed out at the picnic table within an hour, took a nap and woke up ready to finish off the night.  I couldn't help it, my tolerance was low considering I had just had Little E two weeks before the party.  Last year I got ridiculously fucked up and apparently there are pictures of boobs.  Oops...  This year, well, I can't say that I'm probably be much better behaved.  Ok well I can promise no passing out.  I can't promise no boobs.  AND I'm really not going to promise that I'm not going home with some random that I find incredibly hot with my liquor goggles on.  Just sayin....  Lack of dick in my life is probably what most of my problem is right now and even though I'm hanging out with an assortment of interesting characters these days, I'm sure as shit not getting any from any of them.  That's ok though.  They're as fucked up as I am and I'd prefer we just kept it on a hang out level.  Adding nakedness to the mix would only create problems on down the line and more problems is the last thing I need.

Anywho, I'll leave you with some pics from last year's festivities, where for whatever reason my boobs look INCREDIBLY HUGE.  I was also like 20 lbs heavier, so that could have been the issue....  Have a great weekend peeps.  I'll be sure to take lots of pics of the train wreck is sure to happen.... Hopefully not to me....

JoJo.  The night kicked off with the shot luge.  Or as she called it, the shit luge.  
I thought I could do it better this way....
Us on the top of the skate ramp, aka the VIP section
Dancin bitches :)
Boobies looking extra large...  Mental note, raid closet for a shirt like this.  Increase odds of getting laid....
Pretty sure this is where the train de-railed.....  Woke up with that dollar in my bra....

2 comments:

Red Shoes said...

LMAO @ 'waking up with that dollar in your bra...'

You know, my recollection is that a good lookin' gal like you NEVER really had to work THAT hard to get laid... ;o)

Just sayin'...

~shoes~

Tara said...

Well there's always at least an option out there, but I do have some standards.... Even drunk... lol