Soo....What's A Girl To Do?? Part 4

I really do applaud you if you've gotten this far, either you're really bored, or you really don't wanna do any work today.....

Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?  
-Unfortunately
-I’m not an “outdoorsy” girl….

What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?  
-Samoas followed closely by Thin Mints

What do you think of people who do illegal drugs?  
-To each their own….
-Sometimes I wish I had some…

Do you watch the Olympics?  
-Nope

What are your top five favorite stores?  
-Macy’s, Kohls, Michael’s, Best Buy, Walmart..  Ha, those r funny.

What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV?  
-I don’t know….
-Yes, I do know.  On Dr. 90210 when a woman got surgically turned into a man.  It was so fucking weird….

Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer?  
-Like a million times.  Classic, and the soundtrack rocks too.

What do you miss most about elementary school?  
-Nothing.
-Nothing because I was the socially awkward ugly duckling….

Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s?  
-Uhh yeah, I worked there for like 5 years.  I got some stories….

Do looks really matter?  
-Absolutely.  If someone tells you they don’t, they’re lying.

If they don’t like your family or friends, does that really matter?  
-Yeah, it does

Are you more to verbally fight or physically fight?  
-Physically because I can’t express how I feel verbally

Do you consider yourself in shape?  
-Ehh, not really
-Hey, I go to the gym and weigh less now than before I got pregnant this last time

What features do you wish to change about yourself?  
-Too many to list…

Ever sing in front of the mirror?  
-All the time and not just in front of the mirror.  I’d hate to be my neighbors when my windows are open….

Ever believe that there were little green men that take your stuff and hide it while you sleep?
-No, but I believe June bugs will crawl into your ears and turn you into a zombie.

The one person who can drive me nuts is:
Mini Me aka G

What is your bed size:  
-California King

Favorite subject in school:
-Anything art related

Last book you read:
-Slash’s autobiography
-Bastard Husband, A Love Story

Do you prefer cats or dogs:
-neither, but if I had to choose, dogs
-I’m allergic, not an animal hater….

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move:  
-Vegas
-Actually, probably Arizona or New Mexico, too many temptations in Vegas

What’s the best feeling in the world:  
-Tripping on shrooms….

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass or fail:  
-Unfortunately pass
-It would depend on how many panels were in the test….

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now:  
-I would like to think so, but I doubt it.
-I know someone is

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in:
-Before, way before.  It takes awhile to get hot

Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower:
-I do every day.

Your favorite sport to watch:
-College football or G’s soccer

Ever had stitches:  
-Oh yeah, and staples

Would you kiss someone of same sex for $100:
-Hell, if they were hot, I’d do it for free

More of a coffee or alcohol drinker:
-Definitely Alcohol

Ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire:
-No, I’m not that ghetto

Do you snore:  
-Only when I’m drunk

All together, how many people have you kissed:
-Uhh you’re supposed to remember shit like that?

Are you comfortable with your body:  
-Not right now
-Yes, because I read in Cosmo that if a guy really wants to fuck, he really doesn’t care what your body looks like…  Just kidding, well, I did read that, but since I have Body Dysmorphic Disorder, I’ll never be happy with myself.

Whats your stand on gay marriage:  
-Have at it.  I don’t care.  Everyone’s entitled to be happy

What’s the best and worst movie you saw in theaters?  
-Within the last couple of years, Best: The Departed, Worst: Click.  I don’t go to the movies very often.
-This year?  Best – I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.  Worst?  Inglorious Basterds (yeah, that’s how they spelled it)

Who was the last text message in your phone from?  
-The husband…  Trying to file divorce papers
-Lol, it was a Twitter update from Mejis before it got shut off.

Does your best friend have a boyfriend or girlfriend?  
-No, but she’s got an ex that won’t go away
-No she’s a whorebag with an ex that won’t go away…

Last concert?  
-Live, Counting Crows and Blues Traveler
-Stone Temple Pilots

Are you a cheapskate?  
-Hell no, I like to spend my money.  You can’t take it with you….
-As evidenced by my current financial situation…

Do you trust people?  
-Not generally, been burned too many times

Could you go a day without eating?  
-Sure, but I hear that’s not good for you

When was the last time you had your hair cut?  
-About a month ago
-Oh, about 6 months ago, maybe….

When you go to the beach do you swim or lay out more?  
-Lay out. I don’t swim unless I can see my feet

Can music affect your mood?  
-Oh yeah most definitely

Does the number 23 have any significance to you?
-Well, David Justice (my favorite past time wife beating baseball player) had that # back in the good old days.  David Beckham has it and he is MMM MMM hot….  Oh yeah and Michael Jordan had it, so I guess that would be a yes…

Be honest, do you like people in general?  
-Not really

What color are the walls in your bedroom?  
-Off white
-Burnt Orange & Tan with chocolate trim

SIX have you’s:
Have you ever dated someone twice?  Yeah
Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it? OH YEAH 
Have you ever fallen in love? Where’s “the & regretted it” on this one?  Yes and yes…
Have you ever lost someone? Yes
Have you ever slept until 2pm? Sure
Have you ever been drunk and thrown up?  Oh yeah edited to add...Last weekend, several times..
Laughed until you cried?  
-Why yes, just yesterday as a matter of fact.
-Ok, this didn’t happen yesterday, but recently…


Your Random Thoughts on Things:

Lowering the drinking age?  
-Why not?  If you can die for your country you should be able to have a beer.

Straight, Gay, or Bi?  
-Depends on what day it is

Is there something you want to tell someone?
-Uhh FUCK OFF??!!
-I miss you TONS!!

Your feelings on global warming?
-I guess it sucks, so I don’t use aerosol hairspray anymore.  I’m doing my part

Two of your best friends are fighting. Your reaction?  
-Stay out of it.  Catfights hurt

Would you ever rob a bank?  
-No, I’ve seen what happens
-NO, I’ve lived through what happens to those people….

Your ex’s car breaks down and they ask you for a lift. Your response?  
-Better start walking asshole.

You see someone running around naked in the street. Your reaction?  
-Laugh

UFC. Entertaining or stupid?  
-Very entertaining.  Men beating the hell out of each other is hot

So this was my Tuesday night….  Tonight night I’ll take those pics I owe Mikey, since I won’t have a 3 year old running around……