I Used To Be Fun....

WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO ME???  All this fucking drama going on lately.  I'm looking back at my posts when I first started blogging, which was only what, 6 months ago?  I was much more fun then.  But then again, it was summer and everyone is more fun when we're all hanging out in the hood drinking jello shots and dancing on the ghetto stripper pole.  I mean, hello?  what's not fun about this?

For those of you who haven't gone back far enough in my archives, this is the ghetto stripper pole.  Given to me on my 31st birthday by my neighbor, Tim.  Yes, it's mounted on a stump in the backyard.  That's how we roll.  Though it's a great attraction for the ladies, the guys are just as funny on it.  Also a great time?  The trampoline.

 

Gay blogger only centers pics when it wants to.  This was also taken this summer in my back yard.  I moved it to over where the pool went, because we had to take it down, because things like this kept happening....

 

Poor JoJo, she got launched in the pool like a rag doll.  It was hilarious, because it wasn't me.  I had the honor of being the first one to jump in the pool this summer.  I host an end of the school year party which starts out as a shaving cream fight and cookout for the kids and quickly turns into an adult party later in the evening.  Here are some pics from this year's party...

 Even the adults participate in the shaving cream fight.  Just not me, I'm allergic to the cheap shit that they buy.  I serve as the official photographer.

 

You know you live in the hood when you can burn fires in your front yard with about 30 people sitting around and when the cops drive by, they wave as you cheer them on holding up your beers.

 

Can I just say, I love my face in this picture.  Why do I look shocked Tara is touching my boob?  No clue, because I'm never shocked when she does that because it happens frequently...  My bug eyes kinda remind me of the Large Marge scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.....

Fun things happen in the hood.  Right now I can't imagine living anywhere else.  Good times indeed.  This is what I need right now.  I need summer, friends, fires, the pool, the trampoline, all of that.  Winter sucks.....

Let's reminisce a little more, because I know y'all love pictures of people doing stupid shit.  I give you, Melinda in a box.  Not quite as fun as dick in a box, but entertaining none the less....

 Yes, she's retarded and she did get stuck....

The drunk flip-off picture that we get at every party.  Damn, that's me in the orange, Labor Day weekend 2008.  My hair is so short and blond and I have such a nice tan....

My 30th birthday party, which was 80's themed.  Everyone was wearing jelly shoes and they were responsible for one broken ankle that night....

My boy tree.  If you shake it, one will fall out...

 Tracing dead bodies onto the driveway.  Look at how freaking dirty my feet are!!  I'm not a big fan of shoes, so anytime I can be barefoot, I am.

Taking the boys to Cedar Point to ride shit like this!

Fun with a blowup doll....

 

One hot boy (this is Jordan by the way)

And of course, plenty of fire.....

Ahh, that makes me feel better....  I need sunny and 70 people!!  Not 40 & gray.  Ohio fucking sucks.  I have no idea why anyone would CHOOSE to move here, but since I'm here and not relocating any time soon, I make the best of it.  Now spring and summer need to hurry up and get here, because I think I have that S.A.D., you know Seasonal Affected Disorder or whatever it is being as we haven't seen the sun in weeks now....

Plus, really, it's you guys that are suffering here too.  I really lack things to talk about when I'm holed up under my covers keeping warm all weekend.....