Happy Hump Day...Randomness 10/7

I've decided I'm going to dedicate Wednesdays to all the junk floating around in my head. If you don't like it, oh well, I'm not here to please anyone....

• In the forefront of my mind today..... I haven't had a cigarette in 12 hours now. Not because I decided I wanted to quit, but because putting gas in my car to get to work was deemed more important than smoking. Had it been choosing lunch or smoking, I would have chosen smoking. Sorry Linda Lou, I'm not quite there yet...
• There's a good possibility I could kill a coworker or two today. Smoking allows me to have more patience with these idiots....
• Poor Little Ev. I had to take him to urgent care on Monday night. No, he doesn't have swine flu like the rest of the country, though we'll probably get it from sitting in that waiting room with all those people and their fucking filthy kids. Ev's got bronchitis. Tough for a guy only 6 months old :( He was cleared to go back to daycare because he's not contageous, but I had to go pick him up yesterday in the middle of the day because he had a fever. Hello??? The kid has had a fever for 3 weeks now!! Anyways, we got home, got doped up and napped the rest of the day. Thank God for baby Motrin.
• Speaking of fucking filthy kids. If your kid is sick & you have him at the doctor's office, they gave you a mask for a reason, use it. Also, if your kid is that sick, they really shouldn't be running around touching everything and coughing on people. Fucking nasty. When I got home Monday night I wanted to get into the shower and scrub myself with a wire brush and bleach. I settled for just a hot shower.....
• A humidifier and vapor-rub rock. I love that smell.....
• I'm really hoping Melissa will come through with Stone Temple Pilots tickets for this Sunday. I REALLY wanna go, but if I'm gonna make it to Vegas for New Years, I can't be spending money on dumb shit.
• Lol, my mom just told me she went to a "wine tasting" event with my sister last night and got drunk. Wow, that must have taken alot of those cups......
• I think I'm going to have to break down and turn on the furnace tonight. It's like 45 degrees right now and I'm freezing. The problem is, the damn kids get home from school like 3 hours before I get off work and do dumb shit like open up windows and doors, so I'll be contributing to global warming by letting all my heat out of the house while at the same time accumulating a $200 gas bill....
• I have to go back to Pennsylvania this weekend. Yeah, this makes 3 months in a row that I've been over there. Add that together with Thanksgiving and Christmas and I'll have been there more this half of the year than the last two years combined.
• It's a fucking hillbilly wedding this weekend. You know, the kind with the reception at the local fire station? Good shit. Too bad I can't drink with the rest of the hillbillys. I have to be back in Columbus Saturday night to prepare for driving to Dayton for soccer on Sunday afternoon.
• Why is soccer always scheduled on a weekend when I have to drive over there??? Oh yeah, that's right, soccer is my life...... Last weekend Gavin didn't have a game and about went batshit crazy on me. Like I almost needed to break out some bed restraints because he was twitchy and kicking a ball all over my house.
• Apparently Brandon missed his orthodontist appointment this morning. They just called. FUCK. How'd I miss that? It's not even on my calendar. My calendar is my life.... Oh well, we'll just go tomorrow morning, that gives me an excuse to go into work late.
• I'm two payments behind on the orthodontist.... Hope they'll take a payment for Friday....
• Oh yeah, just because I like pictures, here's one below that I took while we vacationed at Universal Studios a couple of years ago. Feel free to rip off if you think it's as funny as I did.

I think that's about it for now. I'm currently having a hair crisis, so I'll probably post something about that here a little later. I need some opinions on what I should do with that...

Happy Hump Day Peeps!