Cause you, you just can't do what I do, so instead of just admitting it you walk around and say all these really mean things about me, cause your a meany, a meany.
Anyone? Bueller, Bueller?? Have you noticed, with the exception of What the Hell Wednesdays, all of my post titles have been names of songs or lyrics in the month of October? I'll give ya a special prize at the end of the month if you can list them all title and artist. Really, I promise. It'll be fun.
Soooo, I'm in a posting kind of mood today. Y'all saw how my weekend was, it's Tuesday and I'm still sick. It's been weeeeeeeeks now. I'd go to the doctor, but I'm afraid that walking into the office I'd pickup something worse than I've already got. You know some H1N1 or some shit like that.
Let's get on with my random tidbits for the day, shall we?
- Noah posted on his MySpace status that he's moving to Iowa the first of November. I'm wondering if there's a special whore out there or what? I mean, nobody purposely moves to Iowa..... Sorry if I've offended anyone, but really, Iowa? Hopefully he'll not be at his mom's house when I pick up Ev tonight and I can get the scoop from her.
- I went to the gyno for my yearly appointment yesterday. As a chick, nobody enjoys this, even if you've seen no action in a long time, but it was rather pleasant. My doctor had a woman in labor, so I was in and out of there with a quickness. Like seriously, from walking in the door to walking back out I was there for 30 minutes. That's fucking awesome. The medical assistant doing my history was workin quick, running down it like, smoke, drink, sex, seat belt, blah blah blah, to which i answered alot, socially (what a lie), I'd like to be having lots of it, but it's not happening for me right now, and yes, blah blah blah. She stopped and laughed. I mean how are you supposed to answer a question like Do You Have Sex? Well, duh, I have 3 kids, so it's obvious that I've gotten laid at least 3 times unless you really do believe in immaculate conception..... I'd like to be having a lot more of it, but duh, the boy is gone for two more weeks. She found it all pretty amusing, except for the smoking thing....
- I'm making my return to the gym tonight. It's been well over two months. With the cracked ribs, then constantly being sick I just haven't been able to do it. I'm still sick, but I'm hoping I can sweat some of it out of me tonight. I'll either feel better tomorrow or be dead. We'll see.
- I'm dreadfully itchy right now. The change of the season brings on some wicked skin allergies for me. I basically look like I have ringworm all over my arms and legs right now. Yeah, I know, sexy. Try taking nudie pics avoiding photographing my spots. It doesn't really work. The problem is, the doctor has never been able to really get it under control. First they thought it was actually ringworm, then it was a fungus, in which I paid $80 for a little tube of cream that was gone after two applications. Then (this is the best one), they decided they wanted to biopsy a spot. They took what amounted to a hole puncher to my skin and sent it off to a dermatologist. Then I waited 3 months to see the dermatologist. When I got there, I owed them $300 walking in the door from the biopsy that they didn't even do, only to have him tell me the biopsy looked like a wart, but now that he was looking at it, it wasn't warts at all. I went back to the regular doctor and they put me on all sorts of allergy meds, these helped for a little while and only when I was really disciplined about slathering myself in their steroid creams and taking the pills everyday. This doesn't mesh with my schedule.
- Tanning helps the skin cooties, so I decided to go the other day on my way home from work only to find out my tanning place closed... WTF? I just spent like $50 on credits I barely used in July. Now I'm pissed because I don't have the money to really go anywhere else. When things get a little better, I'll probably start going to the tanning booths at the gym since I already have babysitting there, but for the time being, how am I going to look good in my slutty nurse or policewoman costume if I'm pasty white with spots??????
- Tara and I are throwing a Halloween bash down at her house. Parties are better at my house when it's nice because I have a huge deck (heh) but she's got a garage as big as our houses for these sorts of things.
ANYWHO, back to the post it's now Thursday...
- Noah is not going to Iowa for a whore. He finally got a trucking job. He actually talked to me when I picked Ev up Tuesday night. It was weird and awkward. He carried the car seat out to the car for me and we talked for a few. It was little more than cordial conversation like; How are the big kids, How's work, you know, dumb shit. So whatever, I don't exactly know what to think about the whole situation right now. He leaves on Halloween, so I still have two weeks to decide how I feel.
- I did go to the gym Tuesday night. I worked hard and it felt good. Wednesday when I woke up I felt a hundred times better. I even lifted a little bit and my ribs didn't bother me at all. Awesome, I need the gym. I have too much aggression to get out on a daily basis.
- Still itchy and still not going into the doctor's office. Tomorrow I may try my luck seeing if they can call in a prescription for my lotion. We'll see
- Plans for the Halloween bash are coming along well. I can't wait!! We made costumes mandatory and there's a good chance there could be like 60 people there, so it should be a ton of fun. All the hood rats are getting together on Saturday night to go to the costume shop and decide what we're all gonna be. It should be interesting to say the least..... I've already got the shoes I wanna wear picked out, all that's left is the costume....
They're strippertastic (that's the word of the week people!) and I gotta have them, plus they'll make me over 6 feet tall, which I will find totally amusing, but Kyle, not so much. He's got a height complex, lol.
- Brandon leaves for his Washington DC trip tomorrow morning. I'm having some mixed feelings about it. He's sooooo irresponsible, I don't know that he'll be able to survive without me for 3 days. On the other hand, you COULD NOT pay me enough money to be a chaperon on this trip. My God, 95 8th graders on an airplane? I feel super bad for anyone flying out of Columbus to DC at 9:30 tomorrow morning.....
- Oh, speaking of Brandon, yesterday I got an email from his Social Studies teacher telling me that he caught Brandon trying to cheat on a pop quiz. WTF? How, you ask? The kid had his book open on the floor and was turning pages with his foot. Fucking genius right there. That's his dad's part of the gene pool hard at work..... Anyways, no video games or tv until at least this 9 weeks of school is done and I can see how shitty his grades are. He's going back on his meds. Gavin has been doing really well, besides being a total dickhead most of the time, but Brandon pretty much has no control over himself. That was something that the Adderall always helped with him. When he gets back from the trip, he goes back on the meds. They take like 30 days to be constant in your bloodstream and even them out, which means for the next 30 days I'll have a psycho on my hands, but after that, he'll be good to go. And don't comment about how everyone is so convinced all the kids need doped up and blah blah fucking blah. I've already been through all of that and you know what? It's what works best for my family, keep your opinions to yourself.
- And one last thing, Mejis, I think Scott Weiland has been to rehab at least 3 times.... I did see the other day that he's signed on to do a VH1 behind the music. I bet that will be fascinating!
- Oh yeah and one other thing, I recently finished reading the Slash (you know, from Guns n Roses) autobiography. Fascinating as well. The lives of rock stars, I tell ya.... Looking forward to grabbing the Heroin Diaries next.
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See I knew Scott Weiland had been to rehab more than once. lol
For some reason when I read the word "lotion" I think of Silence of the Lambs...It puts the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it's told. Anyway...hope the itchy skin goes away. That would drive me insane.
I love those boots by the way. Fooking awesome!!!
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