Don't Swim In The River - Thursday Night

So the party weekend kicked off on Thursday night at the local watering hole with some Buckeye bullshit.  I didn't care, I needed to drink and Tara was paying, so we went.  She picked me and Kyle up at my house and off we went.  When we got up there, the Buckeye Brass was playing all the queer music you could possibly stand.  I got stuck at the bar trying to order a round of drinks and couldn't get back up to our spot.  This resulted in me drinking my entire drink right there and then ordering another to take up to Tara and the rest of the peeps.  Kyle got a call from Dave almost immediately after we got there and had to leave.  Dave's brother was in a car accident about 30 miles from town and was in some hospital in the boonies.  Nobody knew anything else and they couldn't get a hold of Dave's mom, so he asked Kyle to go with him out there.

Preliminary reports were that the brother was ok, but the cousin that was in the car was really bad off.  Total buzz kill for a minute there.  Once they got there and found out what was really going on we all settled down a bit.  Apparently they were t-boned by another car, Dave's brother's face is all messed up and he has a broken knee or something like that.  The cousin has several places gouged out of his face, but he was released the next day, so I guess he's ok too.

T, her man and I closed down the bar.  K texted me just as I got home saying he was on his way back, so I tried to stay awake.  I didn't even hear him crawl into bed.  At about 3am, his phone rings and it's T's man.  They ran out of gas and need someone to come get them.  I can hear T yelling that she has no pants on, is soaking wet and they just need some fucking gas.  K is NOT amused, but goes out to find them.  I'm far too drunk to move out of my bed.

7:00 on Friday I get up and get the kids off to school and Ev off to daycare just like I'm going to work, but I'm not.  All of my friends went to the bar at 5am.  Once I get everyone where they're supposed to be, I crawl back in bed with Kyle for a minute until he has to leave. When he got up, he told me that Tara and her dude were at their special place down by the river and she decided she was going to jump in, clothes on and all.  Besides the fact the river is fucking disgustingly dirty, it's also freezing ass cold right now.  Drunk decisions......

She couldn't get out of the water, so her dude had to go in after her and hoist her back onto land.  They got in the truck and turned the heater on and sat there trying to warm up.  Tara decided since her clothes were wet, she'd be warmer quicker by taking them off.  Awhile later when they decided to leave, dude noticed he was about out of gas and just up the road, the truck died.....  I had two voicemails from Tara on my phone with her screaming and yelling she was naked and the cops were going to come and arrest them because she didn't have clothes on.  This made me laugh so hard when I heard it.  At 9:00 I got my ass out of bed because I was tired of my phone going off from all the drunk texts I was already getting.  So much for sleeping in.....