The Gangsta, The Killa & The Dope Dealer

Ok, well we only had one of those at the party, I'll let you guess which one here in a few when I get to the pictures.

So anyway, let's go back to last Thursday real quick.  Trick or Treat night.  Ev was a cute little turkey, the big kids were....  Well whatever, they had some dumb scary masks from like Halloween (the movie) or something.  I don't know, I wasn't really paying a whole lot of attention because they're too big for Trick or Treat.  I got off work early so that I could take Ev to see his grandma in his costume.  Big pain in the ass because his dad was there and I'm feeling a little weird about the situation with him lately.  I actually saw him hold the kid for the first time since he was born.  Like I said, it was weird.  I'll talk more about that another time.  After all the picture taking was done, I hurried back home, dodging all the early trick or treaters and got a nice fire burning in the fire pit.  We pulled out some chairs and were good to go.  About 500 kids later it was 8 and trick or treat was over and my mom was at my house.  She had never met Kyle, so that was kind of interesting.... 

She left, I got Ev to bed and it was back out to the fire with the neighbors.  Needless to say, we all stayed up way to late and had too much to drink on a work night.  Some people we haven't seen in awhile stopped by and it was an enjoyable time for all.  I didn't take pictures of all this because I suck.  Tara was in rare form entertaining all of us and I modeled the short socks vs. the tall socks for my costume to get votes for which I would wear for the party.  Everyone agreed the tall ones except Kyle.  Sorry babe, majority rules.

Friday at work totally sucked.  I needed to get out of this place so that I could get everything done.  Tara and I had lunch and finalized what we were going to do that night to make sure everything was done.  We also went over our guest list and realized that we had over 50 confirmed guests and another 20 maybes.  This was gonna get interesting.....

After work, we went around doing all the things we needed to do, finally ending up back at my house making jello shots and bullshitting.  A couple of people stopped by and we were all having drinks and pissin around the house.  When all of that was done, we walked over to April's house to hang out on her front patio since it was oddly warm.  About 15 minutes later it started pouring, so we ended up in my garage hanging out.  Again, we were all up way too late and drank too much.  Oh well, it's the weekend.....

Saturday morning came a little too quickly and as nice and comfy as I was in my big bed, I had to get up and get stuff done.  Tara's garage needed decorating, I had banking to do and I had to go and get some food items for the party.  I rushed around ALL day trying to get things just perfect.  I saw NO college football and was in general not a happy person.  The next thing I knew, it was 6 and I hadn't had a shower or anything.  WTF??  I hurried up and jumped in the shower and tried to hurry up and get ready. 

Did I mention when it rained on Friday night it dropped the temperature about 20 degrees?  Yeah, so much for that nice smooth shave I got in the shower....  I put on a sweatsuit and loaded the rest of my shit up in a gym bag and headed down to Tara's house.  I got down there at 6:45 and there were already people starting to arrive.  I had to get the music setup and do some other things to ready us for the party.  Everyone said they loved my costume.  I'm like yeah, this $200 Tommy Hilfiger sweatsuit is great huh?  Nevermind the fact I bought it when I weighed like 30 extra pounds, so it hung off me all retarded.  Finally Tara made me slow down and go get dressed because there were lots more people showing up.  Here we are at the beginning of the night.

This is April, Tara, me and Dave's mom.  Yeah, she was a totally freaking hot Marilyn.  That's Tara's dad in the background.  He's the designated old perverted drunk guy at all of our parties.  We love him though.

This is Joel and I.  He's cool, but look what happened when he passed out from too much "Apple Pie" which, turns out, is apple cider and 151.  Glad I didn't have any of that.  Several people's wheels came flying off rather early because of it.....

Uhh yeah, his eyes are slightly open, but he was not anywhere near awake.  There are several other pics of his decorate head, but some may find them offensive, because I kinda did, so we'll keep those in the vault for now....

We had a really awesome turn out of about 60 people in and out through the night.  There were people in the house hanging out, people out by the fire and in the garage.  We got a little heater that blasted hot enough air to melt your hair if you got too close, so it wasn't cold, even for me in my little costume.  Pictures tell the story better:

Me with drinks in both hand as usual :)

Dave in his "Shocker" costume, which he was so proud of.  Beside him is Casey as the Joker.  He did an awesome job on his makeup.

Kyle and I

This is Mary, I had no idea her shirt said I Love My Vagina.  This chick is so freaking cool.  She came as a zombie roller girl.  TONS of fun!

Apparently my boobs were too much for Kyle to handle and he needed to investigate... I don't even remember this, but apparently I got Brandon's hat from his costume and thought it would be fun to wear it.

This is Melinda.  Her fat biker chick costume won her $50 at a contest earlier in the night.  It was hilarious, especially the next morning when Gavin put it on and was walking around the house.

Lol, I guess this is April's cousin as Octomom, I've never met her before, but she was pretty entertaining.

Pirates and Jim Morrison in the background.

Even the President showed up!  Yeah, that's the beginning of beer pong there in the background.

Group shot, Chase, Brandon, Jody, Me, Jeff and Kyle.  Yes, Kyle is lifting up my shirt and copping a feel.  What is wrong with that kid?

Brandon and I later in the night, we're obviously not sober.....

The people across the street were also having a party.  About 10 of them crashed ours, and these were two of them.  I took the picture because those masks were fucking scary!!

More pictures of hot girls!

Oh Tim, thank God there was no stripper pole in sight for you to harm yourself on at yet another one of my parties....  He dressed up and I was proud of him.  That's twice this year he's dressed up in more than a dirty t-shirt and ripped up jeans to attend my parties...

Obviously not a very lady-like moment and if that's a cigarette, it's not even lit.....

This was right before Tara spit a jello shot into my mouth.  Did anyone notice that she's a vampire with crosses all over her??

The winners of the costume contest.  Kyle lost his mask somewhere and picked up a mullet wig...

This is what happened when the Apple Pie got to Tara.  She screamed at me as she was being drug in the house about her dude wanting to go home, which they're really not even dating, so whatever.  I told her there was plenty more dick in the house and that she could pretty much have her pick.  Too bad she got shwasted.  There were some cuties there :)  Those of us who were left took off after this.

Somehow remembering that the clock got set back an hour, we decided at 1:50 (actually 2:50) to go up the street and have a shot.

Upon scraping Dave off the pavement at the bar (it was his 21st bday celebration) we drove him home.  This is what had happened to April's house.

And to Kyle's prized possession, the big red truck...

Good thing he's got a great sense of humor.... 

Anyways, we had an awesome time.  I got to meet some new people and see some people that I haven't seen in like 10 years.  It was great.  We were a little worried there might be some drama with Tara's ex-husband, but turns out he didn't make a peep, which is a good thing..... I'll leave ya with a lil girls gone wild here....