Monday, November 23, 2009

My Summary of Michigan Weekend....

All in all, it was a great fucking weekend.  Tara being a bitch and the whole bar tab thing I could have done without, but you'll have that.

What really pissed me off Saturday night was Dave.  First he was being a punk about even going, knowing it was Kyle's last weekend home.  They're supposed to be friends.  Then I get a text from him on our way home that says "I wanna c some lesbian action".  What THE fuck?  I was already mad about the bar bill and completely wasted.  Really dude?  They were all leaving the bar for the strip club, so I was like fuck off dude, go to the strip club & see that there.  Then he starts getting really mouthy, so, not one to back down from a war, I go OFF on him.  What's he do?  He texted Kyle and it said "You need to control your woman".  WHAT?  Nobody controls me.  So then Kyle's mad because he knows Dave & how he is around other guys girls.  Then Tara starts texting me cause she's with Dave.  Finally I sent out a mass text that said "FUCK ALL Y'ALL, I'M PASSING OUT".  That right there was the end of my night.  Apparently Dave thinks he's entitled to something, but he's not gettin any and is salty about it.  Whatever dude, you're SOOO not even my type....

What else?  Having the skate ramp as our personal area at the bar totally rocked.  He had some people wander over, but they were promptly bullied out by my people.  That was totally funny.

A word on hats.  I'm a big fan.  I LOVE all sorts of hats.  If I'm out somewhere and see one that's cool, I'll buy it.  That's why the boys have on hats in the pictures.  I'll take one with me wherever I go and purposely leave it lay around to see which of our friends will put it on.  It's great fun most of the time, which reminds me that I need to get them out of Kyle's truck before he leaves tomorrow.

Yeah, he's leaving tomorrow, I'm sad.  There's just something about this boy.  I don't wanna be all emotional about it, but let's just leave it at I like him and will continue to see him when he's here.  He'll be back Christmas Eve, so we'll see how all that goes.

Well, I have managed to take up my entire afternoon posting all of this, it's just about time to get out of here and go get my mouth swabbed.... 3-5 days is all the longer it takes, so I guess by the end of next week I'll either have a slap in the face or be laughing my ass off, one or the other.......

Have a great evening everyone :)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Guys are stupid.
At least you don't have to go over there on Thanksgiving to get your mouth swabbed.

Tara said...

Yeah, but let me tell ya how much fun it is to stick a swab in a 7 month old's mouth and rub it around for 30 seconds.....twice.....