Sure as shit he showed up at my house around 6 on Friday night and except for a couple of hours on Saturday, didn't leave until Sunday evening. Do I really know anymore about him than I did before Friday? Not really. Did I have a good weekend? Hell yes I did.
My sister came into town for the weekend and we had agreed to meet up at the other sister's bar on Friday night. Nicole and I were going anyway, because she had a "date" and we believe in safety in numbers.... I guess that's the thought behind it anyway.
I picked up Nicole after work and we started bad influencing each other right off the bat. We are such a shitshow when we're together. I had to take her to the mall to buy a black bra. Who the HELL doesn't own a black bra? No need to answer that guys.... Anyways, while we're there we both pay our phone bill and talk each other out of buying a whole lot of other stuff. Good thing I had her to talk me out of those totally cute black and hot pink Adidas running shoes.....
We headed back to the house to get ready to go out for the evening, stopping at both the gas station and liquor store to get much needed supplies. Josh showed up shortly after that and scarfed some pizza with us while we had drinks and got ready. He totally made fun of us for taking so long and me for having to go through my 3 shirts before I can leave the house rule. Yeah, it's gay, but I'm not comfortable unless I try on at least three different shirts before I leave. We arrive at the bar and get our usual VIP section on the skate ramp and proceed to get pretty much shitfaced.
Nicole, my sis Melinda & Me
Nicole, Josh & Me
Girls being retarded as usual....
The three sisters. Eww, I look greasy....
By midnight I was ready to go to another bar closer to home. Nobody else seemed to be able to make up their mind, so Josh and I left, fairly confident Nicole wasn't leaving with a serial killer. While en route to the other bar we decided that we'd rather have Waffle House and ditch the other place. We grubbed on some greasy ass food and were home in bed by 1:30am.
Saturday was uneventful. We laid in bed and around the house ALL day. Josh and the boys played video games, I cleaned up the house a little and by 8:00 we were all laying around the living room watching The Last Boyscout on Spike, waiting on the UFC fights to start. At 10 we curled up to watch the fights, made it only through the beginning of the Josh Koscheck fight and fell asleep. Good thing I dvr'd that shit because I would have been pissed if I would have paid $45 and didn't get to see everything.
Sunday morning, Happy Mother's Day to me!! I got up and made french toast, eggs and bacon for everyone for breakfast. My sister came over, got all three kids for the afternoon and I spent the rest of the day laying around in bed. I had to be at my mom's house at 5 for dinner, so finally at 4, I got up, showered and ready to go. As I was leaving the house, Josh left to go and see his mom. He had to give the spare truck that he's been borrowing back to his step-dad last night, so right now he's car-less due to someone hitting and totaling his car a couple of weeks ago. It was a piece of shit car, so the insurance company only gave him $500 for it. Now he has to find something else super cheap before he starts his new job next week. Ugh. I'm driving him out to look at one tonight. Hopefully it'll work out and he'll stop being so stressed out.
In other news, Saturday night is JoJo's big 35th birthday bash. It's gonna be a shitshow for sure! Last year I ended up passed out on the table at like 9:30. My tolerance was WAAAAY down because I'd just had Ev like 3 weeks earlier, so I'm training hard to outlast everyone this time. If you need to find me, I'll be somewhere sipping on an alcoholic beverage every night this week getting ready for the festivities! My sister is stocking up on specially requested liquors and other fun stuff for the bash at her bar, it's sure to produce both blackmail pictures and lots of boob pictures. I just need to make sure that I have BOTH batteries fully charged and ready to go for the night. Good times for sure!
Everyone have a great week!
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