Drunks In Wheelchairs and Blurry Boobs Part 1

If every weekend was like the one I just had, life would be awesome!  Friday night we celebrated the other Tara's birthday up at my sister's bar.  I was trying to be a little less of a drunk than last weekend.  I think we'll just say it was a BIG FAIL.  I mean my Friday night ended on Saturday morning around 3am drunk at the Waffle House yelling at the waitress because it took an hour to get some eggs and bacon....  Yeah, FAIL...

But there was some fun at the bar.  I give you example #1

Drunk guy getting a lap dance in his wheelchair.  Boy was he living it up!  At one point he had the thing raised up and tilted back with this chick like laying on top of him.  HILARIOUS.....

Example #2 - This guy

He was tearing up the dance floor with his "moves"  I have some video of it, but I don't know how to post crap like that.  All night long, he was the life of the dance floor dancing with every chick that would come within 10 feet of him.  Endless entertainment right there people.....

Onto better things.  Here are cute pictures before the night got out of hand.....

Me & Josh looking all cute :)  Because we're a thing now and all....

Ok, well maybe Tara was starting to derail right here.  Shots will do that to a girl.....

Oh wait, that's better.  Us w/our friend Sandi.  She's a hoot!

At some point Nicole got off work and showed up with my car to drive us home.  Josh decided he wanted Waffle House, so that's where we ended up.  It was retarded full of drunk people and Nicole was angry her waffle came out cold after an hour and I seriously thought she was going to Frisbee the thing across the restaurant.  Luckily I got her calmed down and an incident didn't occur, though last night when Josh & I walked in, that same waitress was working and a look of pure terror washed across her face.....  Luckily we didn't have her as a server again....

On to Saturday, aka Boobie Fest....